Me

Cindy. This is me.
Cinamon Girl. Also me.
Cinny Tott. A version of me.
Cindy Lou Who. Me.
Cinmpleton.
Cinnabar.
Cingle.
Cin.
Alone.

HOW TO STEW A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

MIX:
10 GRUDGES
12 BITTER MEMORIES
¼ CUP STOLEN DREAMS
½ CUP SORROW
1 CUP BROKEN PROMISES
1 HEARTACHE
PINCH OF AVOIDANCE
DASH OF SILENCE

EMPTY CONTENTS INTO PRESSURE COOKER. IGNORE. WAIT FOR ERUPTION.
SERVE WITH YOUR FAVOURITE BOTTLE OF MEDICATION IF DESIRED.